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Filed Under (Uncategorized) by maricriscapili on 26-10-2008

BOY-STROLOGY

(guide to the inner workings of HIS mind…& heart)

AQUARIUS

(Jan20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius guys are interesting to know because they always got something to say.
They’re knowledgeable about a lot of things& if you ask them  they can find even the most inane things.
The Aquarius dude makes for a wonderful friend – he’s great at communicating, whether it’s talking for the hours on the phone or text marathon thing.
While Aquarians are experts at friendship, they are aren’t as perceptive when it comes to relationships. Most of the time they’re pretty oblivious, and wont even make the first move.
Aquarius guys believe that all girls are friends and al friends are equal’ so if you’re in love with an Aquarian be prepared to dropped the Maria Clara act and send a few subtle hints his way.

Alias-   Mr. friendship Is My Middle Name
Best LOVE matches-    Gemini, libra, and Aquarius
Worst LOVE matches-    Cancer & Virgo
Beware! This Dude can get…   Emotionally detached & uninvolved.

ARIES

(March 21 – April 19)

definitive guy’s guy. Aries is impulsive, energetic, & always ready to conquer some BIG challenge. Name any typically “male” activity-basketball, karting, changing a flat tire for the girl who doesn’t know the first thing about cars-and he surely done it! This headstrong dude loves to win, and he’ll do anything to prove that he’s BEST at his game.
If ur a romantic who loves stories about Damsels in distress and their white knights, you’ll love the ARIES GUYS- it’s his nature to “save the day”(just don’t let his act of courage get to his head -make sure he knows that you don’t really need saving all the time!)

Alias- Mr. Natural Born Leader
How to catch his eyes- be just as gregarious as he is. Show him that u know how to have a gud time.
Best LOVE matches- Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries.
Worst LOVE matches- Virgo and Scorpio
Beware! This Dude can get… impatient and AGGRESSIVE

TAURUS

(April 20 –May 20)

It’s not true that Taurus like to put themselves under a terribly circumstances when courting a girl- it’s just that they really do have patience to court and court (and court and court….) until they finally get your sweet “YES I’d love to be your girlfriend!”

TAURUS guys are SENSITIVE, so much so that when they’re serious about something, they stick to it with a signature determination.

These affectionate and passionate bulls make great artist and musicians.(Leonardo Da Vinci was a Taurus! If you’re tired of raising the “Guy’s are pigs”! placards in protest of you’re last 3 insensitive  boyfriends, look no further because the Taurus dude is the answer to all your rants!( and no! not all guy’s are pigs!)

Alias- Mr. Faithful and True
Where to spot him – waiting to pick you up after classes outside’s you’re skul’s gate! Awww….
Best LOVE matches- Virgo, cappricorn, and Taurus
Worst LOVE matches- Libra, Sagittarius
Beware! This Dude can get… possessive and self-indulgent

GEMINI

(May 21 – June 20)

Gemini boys have A LOT ON THEIR MIND. One minute, he’s trying to figure out a calculus equation, after a minute, he’s planning to have a surprise party for your 17th birthday.

GEMINI represents the twins. He’s got a duality about him that gives his personality a lot of facets-  a quality that can make him pretty tough to figure out. But if you’re looking for a guy with depth & mystery, grab the nearest GEMINI!

Alias- the Mirror has 2 Faces
Where to spot him – browsing back & forth about Humor & Science Fiction sections at PowerBooks.
Best LOVE matches- Libra, Aquarius and Gemini
Worst LOVE matches- Scorpio & Capricorn
Beware! This Dude can get… Fickle & scatterbrained

CANCER

(June 21- July 22)

If there was ever a zodiac sign that had the world “emo” written all over it, it would have to be Cancer.
The typical Cancer guy  will ask you if you want to go grab some coffee after class, & just when you think your afternoon will be filled with friendly banter, a hot mocha, & a cinnamon roll for merienda you’ll realize that a part of “let’s have coffee” package is a full-fledged kuwento about Cancer guy’s history of heartbreak.
Crab dudes are extremely sensitive- they love to reminisce the past &talk about the insights they’ve collected over the year’s they’ve spent on planet earth.
Make no mistake about it, they may seem tough on the outside, but beneath Cancer guy’s hard-shelled exterior is a soft-hearted person who’s looking for a girl who’ll understand him.

Alias- Mr. I’m All About The Feelings
Best LOVE matches- Pisces, Scorpio, & Cancer
Worst LOVE matches- Sagittarius & Aquarius
Beware! This Dude can get…  oversensitive & clingy

LEO

(July 23- Aug 22)

It isn’t the tiger king, the jaguar king, or the Panther king , it is & always will be the Lion king & that’s because there simply is no other king than the Lion! Similarly, the Leo guys “RULE” the zodiac.
They love the spotlight & constantly long to be  the center of attention.
Sometimes, the like to talk about themselves a tad too much, but hey!
with killer looks & a personality to boot, who’s stopping them?
Leo’s are extremely magnanimous people, & if you’re one to fall in love with a guy whose appeal leaves you starstruck, then you’re likely to go gaga over a Leo dude.
Keep you’re Leo’s ego in check by letting him know, from time to time, that the sun is the center of the universe ( not him!)

Alias-  Mr. Me, Me, Me!
Best LOVE matches- Aries, Sagittarius, & Leo
Worst LOVE matches-  pieces, & Capricorn
Beware! This Dude can get…  Insensitive & self-centered

VIRGO

(Aug 23- Sept 22)

Virgo dudes are nice guys! It’s their aim to make life easier for everybody & that’s why they insist on keeping all their CD’s alphabetically arranged (by genre) & that’s why they have in their possession, the most impeccably organized contact list on their K750is.
These intelligent guys can be a bit too critical sometimes – so if you’re seeing a VIRGO, make sure to remind him to breath a little. Te world wont end if you don’t cross your ‘t’s & your ‘I’s!

Alias-  Mr. OC (no!not Orange Country!)
Best LOVE matches-  Taurus, Capricorn & Virgo
Worst LOVE matches- Aries & Aquarius
Beware! This Dude can get…  Boring & fussy

LIBRA

(Sept23- Oct 22)

You’ve got to love Libra dudes because he’s so nice. He wants everybody to be happy. That’s essentially what gets him going-maintaining a hippie sort of “ piece” between everyone he knows. This impartiality  can get him into a bit of trouble from time to time, because he’s so busy trying not to hurt anybody’s feeling that he’s usually unable to make a move.
Libras are artistic & charmingly boyish- they’ve got a lot friends, but when it comes to the subject of romance, they can become a little iffy.
At 1st because they are usually so unsure about whether they like the girl or not, they hardly ever make the 1st move.
And when they do?
They usually seesaw between platonic boyfriend or romantic boyfriend
Help ur Libra guy make up his mind by letting him know that it’s okay to take risk,all in the name of love!

Alias- Mr. All is Fair In Love & War
Best LOVE matches-   Gemini, Libra, & Aquarius
Worst LOVE matches-  Pisces & Taurus
Beware! This Dude can get…  dull & indecisive

SCORPIO

(Oct 23- Nov 22)

Perennially dark & brooding, the SCORPIO guy has an air of mystery about him that’s just about impossible to shake off. Think James Dean-
He’s got this intensity that girl all over the world swoon over, that passion is exactly where SCORPIOS get their charm. It’s pretty hard to resist someone who’s totally into his hobby. The SCORPIO dudes puts the same passion into his relationships- so you’re sure to experience lots of romance (in the form of red roses, candlelit dinners, & moonlit walks) if u do hook up with a SCORPIO.
These silent charmers can pick up the slightest signals; so don’t  worry about playing hard to get, this guys got an ear for who’s into him & who’s isn’t ..

Alias- Mr. Strong, Silent, & Suave
Where to spot him- u won’t need to- he’ll spot u 1st!
Best LOVE matches-   Cancer, Pisces, & Scorpio
Worst LOVE matches-  Aries & Gemini
Beware! This Dude can get…  Brooding & Possesive

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov 23- Dec 21)

Sagittarius guy likes to jump headfirst into just about anything. That’s because they absolutely hate getting bored – any other guy might doze off to sleep during Physics class, but not the SAG guy. Instead of counting sheep while computing vectors, he keeps himself busy & awake by thinking up different scenarios in his head, all unrelated to physics of course!!!(too bad if the teachers call on him!)
This is also how Sagittarius boys deals with relationships- they’re quick to jump in, but once you find yourself settling into the cozy fuzziness that is true love, you might find your SAG boyfriend acting a little jumpy, as a result of his ubiquitous “boredom.”
On the upsides SAG guys are great friends because they are extremely enthusiastic & optimistic about life – they’re quick to spot solutions to your problems, & are always eager & willing ti help you solve them.

Alias-  Mr. Up & About
Best LOVE matches-    Aries, Leo,& Sagittarius
Worst LOVE matches-  Cancer & Taurus
Beware! This Dude can get…  Commitment-phobic & judgmental

CAPRICORN

(Dec22 – Jan 19)

You know how your mom always tells you that your future first boyfriend has to be smart, should have breeding, & have impeccable manners (aside from impeccably good looks!!) Your mom no doubt, was describing a Capricorn guy. CAPS are known for being ambitious achievers who are dead set on getting their goals in life accomplished.
Pretty impressive, huh? These guys are extremely practical; so don’t expect a fancy dinner when you go out on your first date with him.
Never fear though, he’s practical for a reason- he’s saving up for the future( where he’ll surely be a multimillionaire.)
CAPS are down to earth – they always tell it like it is, and if you’re the type of girl who’s tired of unfulfilled promises from guys who are all talk but not actions, then stick to your  cap dude. (he’s definitely in it for  the long haul!)

Alias-  Mr. Bring Home to mommy
Best LOVE matches-    Taurus, Virgo, & Capricorn
Worst LOVE matches-  Gemini, & Leo
Beware! This Dude can get…  stiff & worrying

PISCES

(Feb19- Mar20)

Girls like to complain about how guys are overtly dense and extremely insensitive. If you’re tired of trash-talking the opposite sex, then its about time you go for a Pisces guy. The anti-alpha males of the zodiac, Pisces dudes are extremely sweet and understanding.
Infact, if you’re ever in need of the typical shoulder to cry on or ear to listen , then your best bet is Mr. Fish Sensitive Pisceans make fabulous confidantes. They’re optimistic & very gentle, and know just the right thing to say when you’re in a sad stitch. These guys loves watching sunsets, and imagining  how greats the future’s going to be. Watch out though, his sensitivity can be too much..

Alias-  Mr. Sensitive
Best LOVE matches-     Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces
Worst LOVE matches-    Leo, & Libra
Beware! This Dude can get…   self-deceiving & weak-willed