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BORACAY

Php 3,888/person

Inclusions:

* Round trip Airfare (Manila-Caticlan-Manila)
* Round trip Airport Transfer (Caticlan Airport-Resort-Caticlan Airport)
* 3days/2nights accommodation at Tans Beach Resort (Station 2, Boracay)
* Daily Breakfast

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax, rate would become Php 4,438/person. For couples, rate would amount to Php 4,888/person.

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

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PALAWAN

Php 3,199/person

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Puerto Princesa- Manila )
* 3days/2nights accommodation at Puerto Pension/Raq Inn Pension, Palawan
* Roundtrip Airport Transfer (Puerto Princesa Airport-Resort and back)
* Daily Breakfast
* Taxes and Surcharges

Please note that the above quoted rate is for a minimum of 2 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased.

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009
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BANAUE - SAGADA AND BAGUIO

Php 2,999/person

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Banaue-Sagada-Baguio-Makati)
* 3days/2nights accommodation at Residential Lodge/Billy’s Haus/Kanip-aw (whichever is available)
* 2 breakfast
* 2 Days Tour at Banaue View Point, Kiltepan, Echo Valley, St Mary’s Church, Ganduyan Musuem, Big Falls,Pottery House, Sagada Weaving, –Sumaguing Cave and Orange Farm.
* Entrance Fees and Permit
* Tour Guide Fees except at Sumaguing Cave (Php 150/person for min of 4 persons).If guests decides to do cave connection, rate would amount to Php 400/person.
* Toll Fee, Gas, Driver’s Meal and Accommodation
* Taxes and Surcharges

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Please note that the above quoted rate is for a minimum of 3 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 2 pax, rate would amount to: Php 3,199/person.

Travel date available: Friday-Sunday of October, November and December (different rate applies on holidays)
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BOHOL

Php 4,199/person

Inclusions:

* Round trip Airfare (Manila-Tagbilaran-Manila)
* Round trip Airport Transfer (Tagbilaran Airport-Resort-Tagbilaran Airport)
* 3days/2nights accommodation at Dumaluan Beach Resort
* Daily Breakfast

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax, rate amounts to Php 4,299/person. For couples, rate amounts to Php 4,399/person.
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CARAMOAN

Php 1,999/person

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip transfer (Naga Airport/Terminal-Sabang Port-Naga Airport/Terminal)
* Ferry transfer (Sabang to Guijalo Port and back)
* Jeepney transfers in Caramoan Island all throughout the tour
* 2nights accommodation at Kamalig Inn/BC Hometel/Rex Tourist Inn
* 2days Island hopping at Caramoan Peninsula (at least 4-5 islands a day)
* Boat Rental for island hopping activities
* Taxes and Surcharges

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax, rate amounts to: Php 2,399/person and for couples, rate amounts to Php 2,599/person.

Travel date available: Friday-Sunday of October, November and December (different rate applies on holidays)

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ILOCOS

Php 2,999/person

Package Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Ilocos-Makati)
* 2 nights accommodation at Java Hotel
* Day Tour in Laoag, Pagudpud and Vigan
* Toll Gate Fee, Gasoline, Driver’s Meal and Accommodation
* Permits and Entrance Fees
* Taxes and Surcharges

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Travel date available: Friday-Sunday of October, November and December (different rate applies on holidays)
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ZAMBALES PLUS TREE TOP ADVENTURE

Php 1,399/person

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Zambales-Makati)
* Overnight Accommodation at Canoe Beach Resort
* Day Tour at Tree Top Adventure Park
* Toll Fee, Gas, Driver’s meal and accommodation
* Taxes and Surcharges

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax rate would become Php 1,599/person and for a minimum of 2, it would cost Php 1,899/person.

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Optional Activities:

Island Hopping (Anawangin, Capones and Camara Island including entrance fee to Anawangin Island) Php 350/person
Anawangin Summit Trek on the 2nd day (Php 350/person )
Train ride to Tiger Safari (Php 50/person)
Crocodile and Tiger feeding (Php 150/chicken)
Cable ride plus trekking adventure (Php 400/person)
Zipline adventure plus Cable Ride (Php 500/person)

Travel date available: Saturday-Sunday of October, November and December (different rate applies on holidays)
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MT PINATUBO

Php 1,599/person

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Tarlac-Makati)
* 4 x 4 wheel drive to Mt Pinatubo
* Packed Lunch
* Service of a tour guide
* Entrance Fee and Permits
* Toll Fee and Gas

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Travel date available: Saturday-Sunday of October, November and December (different rate applies on holidays)
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CORON

Php 5,799/person

Travel Date: July - September, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 30, 2009

* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Busuanga-Manila)
* 2 nights twin sharing accommodation (Mt Tapyas Hotel/Princess of Coron Austrian Resort/ Hotel Michelangelo –whichever is available)
* 2 set breakfast & 1 lunch
* Roundtrip airport transfers
* Coron Island Tour (Visit Siete Pecados, Kayangan Lake, Twin Lagoon, Banol Beach and Skeleton Wreck)
* Coron Town Tour (Mt Tapyas Trek, Maquinit hotspring dip, Horseback Riding, Souvenir Shops

Travel Period: October 1 till December 10, 2009
Purchasing Period: June 12-19, 2009

Please note that the above quoted rate is for a minimum of 2 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased.
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so saaad…….
its always because of u…
i know u dont trust me..
am i not worthy of even just a little trust???

this is what i want..
this is what i love to do…
why cant anyone understand??????

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1) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan

2) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

3) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok

4) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis

5) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya

6) Devastation - sakayan ng bus

7) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

9) Tissue - Ikaw nga!

10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa

12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

13) Deduct - Ang pato

14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)

15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)

16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)

17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6

18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

19) Persuading - Unang Kasal

20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING

22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING

23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)

25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)

26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang
tanghalian

27) Profit - Patunayan mo

28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet

29) Backlog - bacon saka egg

30) Beehive - magpakatino ka

31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto

32) Debug - ang ipis

33) Defrag - ang palaka

34) Defense - ang bakod

35) Defer - ang balahibo

36) Deflate - ang plato

37) Detest - ang eksamin

38) Devalue - ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang V

39) Devote - ang boto

40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!

41) Effort - ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane

42) Forums - apat na kwarto

43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F

tips kapag nagsisi ka na:

* hello? di pa katapusan ng mundo. THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA. maganda ka. maniwala ka sa nanay mo.

* normal na umiyak ka. pero wag naman sa harap niya na with matching tulo pa ng sipon ha. ampanget. swear!

* wag kang makikinig sa mga slow na song na tipong sinasampal sayo ung mga lyrics.

* maniwala ka sa kasabihang, “new haircut, new boyfriend” baka naman hiniwalayan ka dahil sa buhok mong pagkaganda ganda!

* wag kang magpuyat sa kakaiyak. baka madaig mo pa ang patay sa lalim ng mata mo. maawa ka naman sa sarili mo.

* wag kang magmukmok. lumabas kau ng friends mo. malay mo nasa mall ang man of your dreams.

* wag mo syang burahin sa Y!m at friendster mo. pustahan di ka makakatiis nyan. di mo mapipigilang magtanong sa kaibigan mo kung anong stat msg nya, kung ol ba xa, kung sino nacocomments sa kaya at sino ang mga featured friends niya. ung*s! nangiistorbo ka sa buhay ng may buhay. bura bura epek ka pa dyan e kabisado mo naman. ikaw yung magmumukhang loser sa pag add mu uli sa kanya.

* wag na wag kang magpapapansin sa YM. wag ka maglagay ng mga paawang epek na stat msg or magON and OFFline ka ng ilang beses dyan. ikaw lang ang magmumukhang tanga. loser!

* iwasan ang paglalagay sa group message ng bitter quotes at special mentions na malalandi ung tipong lahat e para sa lalaki. wag mo nang daanin sa group message! sabihin mo na lang sa harap niya. hahaha!

* wag mo na din itry na burahin yung number niya. alam nating lahat na kabisado mo yan.

* tandaan mo na tao lang xa. hindi xa perpekto. hindi xa hangin na kelangan mo sa araw araw at minuminuto. kung yaw mo maniwala, adik ka g*go!

* wag sasabak sa sumbatan ng wala kang armas at kung alam mong dehado ka. para din yang intermission number. bongga ka kung mei hayop kang entrance at exit. :))

* kung gusto mo talagang magpakamatay, bahala ka. lugi ka noh. lam mo kung bakit? dahil sa dami dami ng lalaki sa mundo e xa lang natikman mo. payag ka nun? explore gurl!

* wag kang iinom ng di mo kaya. wala kang mapapala. di mo malilimutan yung hapdi na ginawa niya sau. ang tanging bagay lang na malilimutan mo e yung mga k*t*rantaduhang ginawa mo habang lasing ka. hindi masusulusyunan ng isa o kahit ilan pang bote ng alcohol yang problema mo.

* kung tips sa pagpapakamatay ang hanap mo, ang pinaka magandang solusyon ay pagpapanggap. yung tipong friends forever kuno kau. kwento niya yung bago niya. ipagyayabang niya kung gaano kaganda, kasexy, kabaet, katalino, kayaman, kasweet at lahat ng oposit mo ung girl niya. anong kamatay matay dun? edi yung pagpapanggap mo na napakasaya mo para sa kanya kahit gusto mo na xang hilahin sa impyerno.

* wag kang magpanggap na masaya ka. tanggapin mo na lang. kahit unti unti. wag kang maging plastik sa sarili mo. loka. baka magulat ka isang araw hindi mo na kilala kung sino ka. magpakatotoo ka. walang masama dun. pero hinay lang at baka may nasisipa ka na jan.

* wag kang maghabol. wag ka umasang babalik pa yan. lalaki lang ulo niya. magiging feeling xa.  gusto mo?

* hindi masarap ang pride. actually, nakakalason. wala akong kilala na naging masaya sa pagkain ng pride niya.

* kung babalik yan, magingat ka. kung nagawa na niya sau un, kaya niyang gawin uli un. wag ka maniwala kaagad na nagbago at nagsisisi xa. mas masakit kapag second time na niloko ka nya.

* pero wag mong isara ang puso mo sa kanya. malay mo nagbago at narealize na niya ung pagkakamali niya. hmm. ay wait. ERASE ERASE!!

* higit sa lahat. wag mong isasara ang puso mo sa ibang lalaki. wag mong sabihin na di ka na magmamahal muli. sa ngayon siguro, oo, masasabi mo yan pero pag mei nakasabay kang gwapong lalaki sa jeep e parang nalimutan mo na isinumpa mo ang lahat ng mga lalaki. maiisip mo, ‘di naman lahat ng lalaki katulad ng ex ko.’ HAHA. t*nga!

TANDAAN MO pagdating sa Break-Up:

* pag sinabi nilang kelangan nila ng time ang ibig sabihin nun e kelangan nila ng time para makapag hanap. di totoo na hahanapin nila ang sarli nila. ibang bagay ang gusto nilang hanapin. at di nila yun nahanap sau.

* “kaya sila gmgawa ng mga stupid reasons kasi ayaw nila tayong masaktan..”

* “..PERO HINDI NILA ALAM MAS NASASAKTAN TAYO NG BONGGANG BONGGA!” –sabi ng taong itago na lang natin sa pangalang liit. :))

* pag sinabi na nilang namimiss na nila ang sarili nila, ibig sabihin nun nasasakal na sila sau. madame kang sigurong limitations. marami xang di nagagawa dahil sau. ganun kasimple.

* kaya nambababae ang mga lalaki ay dahil sawa na sila sau. gusto nila magexplore ng iba.

* pag nakipag hiwalay sau na walang matinong dahilan, haha, malamang bakla un.

* lahat ng lalaki tumitingin sa iba. tama ang nabasa mo. LAHAT. di man nila aminin pero ganun un. darating at darating ang point na mapapatingin sila sa iba. pero yung iba hanggang tingin lang. un ang good boy! pero totoo nga un. kaya nga tayo may peripheral vision diba? para di mahalata na nasa iba yung tingin. tama ba? tsaka sadyang ginawa ang mata ng mga lalaki na mabilis. well, ginawa namang mabilis ang utak ng mga babae. hahaha!

tips para di ka magsisi sa huli:

* kung di ka willing masaktan, habang nanliligaw pa lang xa e patigilin mo na. kakambal ng pagmamahal ang sakit at sakripisyo. mas maganda kung ienjoy mo muna ang buhay single. mahirap na bumalik sa mundo ng single ng hindi ka injured. suportahan mo kami. NO TO BOYS! :))1

* isipin mo ang history ng manliligaw mo. kung mabilis xa magpalit at magsawa noon, nako. magisip ka na. di tayo mga damit na kapag madumi na e magpapalit lang.

* pwede ring itanong mo yung dahilan ng break up nila ng ex niya. mas maganda kung alam mu yung panig nilang dalawa. malay mo nagsisinungaling yung isa. db? haha. dun mo malalaman kung good boy talaga xa o hindi.

* kung first ka man nya, siguraduhin mo na mature enough na xa para sa commitment. hindi lang kasal ang bawal iluwa pag mainit. tandaan mo yan.

* siguraduhin mo na nakapag move on na talaga xa sa ex niya ha! nako. wala akong masabi sa mga lalaking ganito.

* wag na wag kang maniniwala sa mga sinasabi niya. sabihin mo na ipakita niya by actions hindi sa mga mabulaklak na salita lamang.

* hindi porke pinagkakagastusan ka niya ng pera at oras niya ngaun e mahal ka na niya. ul*l! magisip ka nga. baka di mo alam ang pera at oras na masasayang mo kapag iniwan ka nyan. hahaha!

* di porke pinili ka niya ngaun e ikaw na talaga ang mahal niya. siguro he just took you for granted kasi ayaw sa kanya nung mahal niya.

*wag kang magbibigay ng alam mong pagsisisihan mo lang. wag mong ibigay ang mga bagay na di mo na mababawi kelan man. wag mong ibigay lahat. in short, tikim tikim lang. :))

* magingat sa mga libre at bigay sayo. baka pag tapos na ang lahat sa inyo at magsumbatan kayo, e magulat ka na lang na loan pala yun at kelangan mong bayaran. may tubo pa.

* kung nagiisip ka ng pwedeng iregalo sa kanya, tip ko sau e picture nio. ung malaki ha. ung hapi kaung dalawa. ung PINAKA maganda niong pic ever. para kapag naghiwalay kau at sa tuwing nakikita niya un e manghihinayang siya sau na tipong masasabi niya sa sarili nia, ‘SAYANG pinakawalan ko pa itong perfect girl na ito.’ oh well. haha.

– hahahah! :> :> EVIL! :))

* bumili ka ng katalinuhan. oo, tanga ka pero wag mong abusuhin ang prebilehiyo ng pagiging t*nga. sayang naman ang paghihirap ng magulang mo kung magpapakat*nga ka sa walang kwentang lalaki.

—-ampf! san b nkkbili nun????

* magimbak ka ng kahihiyan at awa sa sarili mo. kelangan un.

* wag akuin ang di mo kasalanan. kapag nasanay xa, aabusuhin niya un. magmumukha kang kawawa. eww.

* lagi mong tandaan na kung mahal ka talaga niya, hindi kailanman sasagi sa isip niya na saktan ka. kung tunay syang lalaki, may paki sya sa nararamdaman mo at sa relasyon niyo.

Underwater Hotel

In order to enter this surreal space, visitors will begin at the land station. This 120m woven, semicircular cylinder will arch over a multi-storey building.

The upper storeys of the land station house a variety of facilities, including a cosmetic surgical clinic, a marine biological research laboratory and conference facilities.

The world of science fiction becoming reality.

Source: alltraveltips

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want another?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

F@ck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?

Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.